8-2-2014 Arvilla, ND
In case you need to buy a syllable, there are a lot of
them available up north. Take the towns
of Potawatomi and Oconomowoc, for example.
My favorites are Lakes Winnibigoshish and Kabetogama. Forget the easy stuff like, say, Trout Lake,
why do that? Why say, “spicy sauce” when
you can say, “chipotle,” eh? I’ve also
noticed that the bent is a little different at certain retail businesses. We drove past a store named, “Rides.” In the desert where we live, the inventory
would consist of ATVs and dirt bikes but here, parked out front, the vehicles
de jour are a snowmobile and a riding lawn mower. Ah yes, all things in life are relative.
There is not an available site in an rv park for as far
as the eye can see. The recent oil boom
in the Dakotas has brought about a states-wide “no vacancy” sign as folks,
bless them, flood here for the jobs.
More power to them, I say.
Capitalism on the hoof. However,
many have taken up semi-permanent residence in the parks making our hopscotch
across this part of the fruited plain a real quest. The state and national parks do not allow
extended stays so they are our working alternative. Government parks are not my first choice
because, yes, they are less expensive but they’re usually rustic and lack
utilities. Nevertheless, beggars can’t
be choosers and we are camped at Turtle River State Park, which, after all,
turns out to be a rather pretty green place with small, u-shaped pull-throughs
occupied by almost all the mosquitoes and half the frogs on Earth. This morning, the ground is covered with
white downy fluff from the cottonwood trees and it looks like it snowed last night. So pretty.
Don’t say the rangers haven’t warned you. If they drive the truck through the park with
the yellow lights flashing, that means probable severe weather. If the flashing lights are red, that means go
to the shelter (the bathroom). OK, I got
it. If you see yellow lights, pack the
cooler. Red lights, carry the cooler to
the bathroom because it’s handy: you’re
going to be scared shitless and meanwhile you can have a beer. The skies were black this afternoon so we
mentally rehearsed the rangers’ drill while we drove to Larimore to sit out the
storm at the Good Friends Tavern. What
else could we do?
Every state has laws, don’tchaknow? In one state, you can buy alcoholic beverages
only at the government liquor stores. In
another state, you can buy beer and wine here, but booze over there. In Nevada, you can buy whatever you want
wherever you want (these are my people).
In ND, you have to go to a bar to buy take-out beer, wine and
booze. Allright-y then, take me to your
bartender. As the storms rampaged
outside, Leinie’s Oktoberfest was on tap and the friendly locals told us of the
crowds flocking into the state for the oil industry jobs, mostly in the western
half of the state. The farmers don’t
like all this, they explained, especially the pipeline because if there is a
failure, it goes all over the ground. (I
thought oil came from the ground… oh well, what do I know?) The local folks talk like this, “Yah, rate
know, dare.” (That means “yes, right
now, there.” My ears are tuning into the
dialect.) We also learned that if you
catch a fish in Canada and butcher it and you want to bring it home, you have
to leave the skin on it so the government can determine if you caught the right
fish and the right number of the right fish.
If you transgress, they fine you, confiscate your fish, take it home and
eat it. Just a guess on the “take it
home and eat it” part BUT… if I, Lindy, were the “Fish Police?”
The storm has passed and we are home. No fuses have blown and we are warm and safe. For dinner, we plan to fry up some walleye
and prepare fresh corn on the cob, fresh lima beans, cauliflower and Mom’s cucumber
salad and, ready for this? A Grain Belt
beer!
Had one of those lately? Our walleye has its skin on it. Phew, dodged another bullet!